My girlfriend Melissa told me a secret about how her best friend Sage has convinced herself that she had I given her a birthday present, when in fact she only thought about giving her one.
"Don't tell her I told you." she said.
Why did you tell me then? How can I not say anything? It's in my social conscience now. How can I ignore it? Next time I see her, I'm only going to see a nicely rapped box with a pink bow where her head should be. A famous comedian once said, "I tell the truth because it's easier to remember."
In my case the truth is also harder to forget.
